You have died of dysentery.

If you died of dysentery, you might want to try again in newby mode playing as a banker. Oregon Trail T-Shirt. Epic.

You Have Died of Dysentery T-Shirt

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“You Have Died of Dysentery”

Without Me, It’s Just Aweso

Because people wouldn’t know how awesome you were unless you told them. Save yourself the strain of repeating your awesomeness to strangers and get this shirt to let them know!

Without Me, It's Just Aweso

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“Without Me, It’s Just Aweso”

Anyone Have a Thesaurus?

Always saying the same stuff when you go drinking? Use this funny Tshirt to help in your quest to expand your vocabulary.

Funny Bar Tshirt
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“Anyone have a thesaurus? I’m tired of saying I’m drunk and horny.”

Not Tonight Ladies, I’m Just Here to Get Drunk

Keep your girlfriend happy and use this funny T-Shirt to fend of the hordes of drunken sluts throwing themselves at you, when you hit the pub.

Not Tonight Ladies Funny Tshirt
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“Not Tonight Ladies, I’m Just Here to Get Drunk!”

Talk Nerdy to Me

Show off your inner geek with the “Talk Nerdy to Me” Tshirt.

Talk Nerdy to Me Tshirt
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“Talk Nerdy to Me”