You have died of dysentery.

If you died of dysentery, you might want to try again in newby mode playing as a banker. Oregon Trail T-Shirt. Epic.

You Have Died of Dysentery T-Shirt

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“You Have Died of Dysentery”

Without Me, It’s Just Aweso

Because people wouldn’t know how awesome you were unless you told them. Save yourself the strain of repeating your awesomeness to strangers and get this shirt to let them know!

Without Me, It's Just Aweso

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“Without Me, It’s Just Aweso”

I’ve Stretched Out More Chicks than Hatha Yoga

Let the ladies know that you are a force to be reckoned with. The ancient oriental art of orgigami is not lost in today’s fast-paced world. A zen-like clear warning of your old-world expertise will separate the ladies from the booty calls.

I've Stretched Out More Chicks than Hatha Yoga T-shirt
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“I’ve Stretched Out More Chicks than Hatha Yoga”

Not an Accurate Representation of White People

Remember: When going out drinking and making a fool out of yourself, be sure to wear this funny, yet mildly offensive t-shirt to pardon your race from any shame that may ensue.

Not an Accurate Representation of White People T-Shirt
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“Not an Accurate Representation of White People.”

I put the in Lazy

What is this ‘productivity’ that you speak of? But really… don’t be too lazy to order this funny t-shirt!

I put the   in Lazy. T-Shirt
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“I put the in Lazy”