Any way we can speed this up?

If you are like me, you hate waiting on stuff. Now you can silently encourage faster task completion with this awesome t-shirt.

Any way we can speed this up? T-Shirt
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“Any way we can speed this up?”

Yes, You Can Take a Picture of My Junk with Your Cell Phone

Personally, I charge a stiff fee (har har) for pictures of my package. But, if there are any amateurs out there that wish to show their goods for free, advertise your service with this kinda funny t-shirt.

Yes, You Can Take a Picture of My Junk with your Cell Phone T-Shirt
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“Yes, You Can Take a Picture of My Junk with Your Cell Phone”

Dear Lord, Thank You!

Remeber to be thankful for the delicious Earthly gifts that you have given!

Dear Lord, Thank You T-Shirt
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“Dear Lord, Thank your for this pussy for which I am about to receive.”

I am American, Entertain Me

The American culture has evolved into a constant struggle to remain entertained. Call it boredom, or ADD, but be sure you are calling it while wearing this funny t-shirt!

I am American, Entertain Me T-Shirt
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“I am American, Entertain Me”

Palin ‘08, Restoring America’s Confidence in Bush

Just when you thought a President couldn’t get any dumber and more ill-informed, Sarah Palin comes into the picture to assure you that even beauty school graduates can some how aspire to a Vice-Presidential nomination. Bush is pretty bad, but Palin would be worse! And now, even your t-shirt can think so also!

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“Palin ‘08, Restoring America’s Confidence in Bush”