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You have died of dysentery.

Coolest Tshirts — Sun, 24 May 2009 05:47:58 +0000

If you died of dysentery, you might want to try again in newby mode playing as a banker. Oregon Trail T-Shirt. Epic.

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“You Have Died of Dysentery”

Without Me, It’s Just Aweso

Coolest Tshirts — Sun, 24 May 2009 05:24:25 +0000

Because people wouldn’t know how awesome you were unless you told them. Save yourself the strain of repeating your awesomeness to strangers and get this shirt to let them know!

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“Without Me, It’s Just Aweso”

I’ve Stretched Out More Chicks than Hatha Yoga

Coolest Tshirts — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:24:46 +0000

Let the ladies know that you are a force to be reckoned with. The ancient oriental art of orgigami is not lost in today’s fast-paced world. A zen-like clear warning of your old-world expertise will separate the ladies from the booty calls.

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“I’ve Stretched Out More Chicks than Hatha Yoga”

Not an Accurate Representation of White People

Coolest Tshirts — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:07:41 +0000

Remember: When going out drinking and making a fool out of yourself, be sure to wear this funny, yet mildly offensive t-shirt to pardon your race from any shame that may ensue.

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“Not an Accurate Representation of White People.”

I put the in Lazy

Coolest Tshirts — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:38:40 +0000

What is this ‘productivity’ that you speak of? But really… don’t be too lazy to order this funny t-shirt!

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“I put the in Lazy”

Any way we can speed this up?

Coolest Tshirts — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:31:45 +0000

If you are like me, you hate waiting on stuff. Now you can silently encourage faster task completion with this awesome t-shirt.

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“Any way we can speed this up?”

Yes, You Can Take a Picture of My Junk with Your Cell Phone

Coolest Tshirts — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:38:58 +0000

Personally, I charge a stiff fee (har har) for pictures of my package. But, if there are any amateurs out there that wish to show their goods for free, advertise your service with this kinda funny t-shirt.

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“Yes, You Can Take a Picture of My Junk with Your Cell Phone”

Dear Lord, Thank You!

Coolest Tshirts — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:24:23 +0000

Remeber to be thankful for the delicious Earthly gifts that you have given!

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“Dear Lord, Thank your for this pussy for which I am about to receive.”

I am American, Entertain Me

Coolest Tshirts — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:29:54 +0000

The American culture has evolved into a constant struggle to remain entertained. Call it boredom, or ADD, but be sure you are calling it while wearing this funny t-shirt!

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“I am American, Entertain Me”

Palin ‘08, Restoring America’s Confidence in Bush

Coolest Tshirts — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:19:58 +0000

Just when you thought a President couldn’t get any dumber and more ill-informed, Sarah Palin comes into the picture to assure you that even beauty school graduates can some how aspire to a Vice-Presidential nomination. Bush is pretty bad, but Palin would be worse! And now, even your t-shirt can think so also!

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“Palin ‘08, Restoring America’s Confidence in Bush”