I’ve Stretched Out More Chicks than Hatha Yoga

Let the ladies know that you are a force to be reckoned with. The ancient oriental art of orgigami is not lost in today’s fast-paced world. A zen-like clear warning of your old-world expertise will separate the ladies from the booty calls.

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“I’ve Stretched Out More Chicks than Hatha Yoga”

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Not an Accurate Representation of White People

Remember: When going out drinking and making a fool out of yourself, be sure to wear this funny, yet mildly offensive t-shirt to pardon your race from any shame that may ensue.

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“Not an Accurate Representation of White People.”

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